Service Families
"Computers"
Do you have a computer that you type things on and it does stuff? We have those too, but you can't spill things on ours. And they don't have those annoying fans. How do you log into them? Through your computer.
"Storage" Bins
Storage you don't have to actually store. Terabytes or Femtobytes or Quillobytes of data. We've got so much storage you can make up your own word for it. Always free to send it to us, as long as you never want it back.
"Informationbases"
When you make an important decision, do you want to Base it on Data, or on Information? We thought so.
Governance and Analytics
You know what you need? Some Governance. Just ask anyone who sells cloud.
Stuff you Didn't Think The cloud Did
Satellite Dishes? Robots? What the...?
Application Integration
We're not sure what this stuff is either, but at some point somebody thought we oughta sell it
Artificial Stupidity
Natural intelligence, being what it is, we don't have a whole lot of hope for the artificial kind.
Gaming and Watching Gaming
If you're not gaming, you should be watching someone gaming. It's like gaming but less fun.
Jesus, seriously?
I know we hate popups too, but we saw you hesitate for just a second there and thought to ourselves, well maybe they're looking for some way to ask us to send them a huge amount of promotional email-based marketing, and so we just thought we'd ask...?