Storage Bins

Do you   have some digital stuff that needs a place? This is it! S2 is similar to that other Cloud's Simple Storage Service, but you only get two of the three S's.  It's a great storage service that's incredibly difficult to use, simple storage that you have to manage yourself or a simple service which doesn't at the end of the day store anything. But we do still offer URL-based resource IDs! 

Your data is stored with 9 5s of resiliency. That's a lot! For us anyway. S2 Pails can store objects, blocks, files, manila folders, shoe boxes full of receipts, you name it. As always, data transfer into S2 is completely free! Data transfer out is also Free at the time of transfer. Based on our customers, 92% of data put in TheRobCloud is eventually transferred out, so we'll just go ahead and bill you for that when you move it in.     

One thing we know about our customers, they should ALWAYS be backing things up. And now they can, with TRC's Backitup service. Simply specify the compute or rackless resources you want backed up, point them at an S2 storage bin and voila. No further configuration required. Your data is backed up, with replicas in at least three infocenters, instantly accessible and ready for recovery at the push of a button. All for $75.00 per GB per month. 

If that's too much try Backitup Degraded. Same great Backitup service, but this time only copied to two infocenters, available within 3 minutes, and recovery is accomplished by turning a knob and pushing a button at the same time. Backitup Degraded now available for $19.99 per GB/month. 

Still too expensive? Well then Backitup Ultra-Degraded is for you. Your data will be archived in a cardboard box at our corporate office. Recovery data is available on alternating Tuesdays around 2:30pm, and is accomplished by logging into your PayPal account, the one you can't remember the password for, and sending us $0.13 to our offshore account with your Overseer Account in the Memo line. Backitup Ultra-Degraded will run you a nickel per Xerox box full of punch cards. 

Binary Large-Ass oBject (BLAB) storage is great for when you don't know how big your objects might get. Cloud storage always seems to get bigger than you think. So now, when you have some large-ass objects to store, you know right where to put them.  

Coming soon from our Diversity & Inclusion product team: Non-Binary Large Ass oBject storage.  For when you don't want to assume your data is a 1 or a 0. Who knows, they could be both. You don't get to judge. 

BLAB services are vailable in a variety of tiers including Standard, Copper, Premium, Super-Premium, Ultra-Premium, Ultra-Super-Premium, Gold-Premium, Super-Ultra-Mega-Hyper-Premium and Blank-Check.

If you've got data, store it in S2. If you want to swim in it, put it in Superior. But if you want to keep it around in the freezer to surprise the next person who has your job, put it in IceCaps. It'll go into a deep freeze and cost you a fraction of the cost of S2 (technically the fraction is   82/100ths). As TheRobCloud adds more and more data centers, we'll be naturally migrating your data from the IceCaps service to our new CLevelRise service. Available everywhere but Holland.