Informationbases

The big database vendors offer these. They really scream. Like a pig. You will too when you get the bill.

Named after Aphrodite, god of data monetization. 

If you've got a literal kilocrapton of data just sitting around in your S2 pails, just taking up space, and you're thinking to yourself, why can't I run a bunch of queries on that stuff since TheRobCloud won't let me delete it for 24 months. 

Well now you can, with TRC Aphrodite, which gives you the ability to execute Structured... I don't know,  Question Language ? queries against whatever information you're storing. 

Results are quick and easy without any of that pesky indexing or backing up, and now you can fire Dave, the DBA who always cooks those exploding burritos in the microwave. 

Okay, we'll admit that we worked on this service for several months before we realized Autocorrect had made the typo. And by then it was too late to change the copyright application. But as serendipity would have it, it does charge   by the minute.     

TheRobCloud customers are doing more and more large data analysis using data hadoops and   Parkour files and stuff like that. We get it. We're experts at the large data. In fact you might say we're GREAT! So our Superior service is the Data Lake you've been waiting for. (see what we did there?) Virtually unlimited storage.  You only pay for data by the shipload. Super secure: Your data is physically stored inside the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald at the bottom of the lake 15 miles outside Whitefish Bay where it will never, ever be seen again.     

If you don't like SQL or you don't know you need it yet, try one of these No SQL services. 

Don't you hate it when your data is formatted as key-value sets that should be randomly sharded into a redundant ring of inexpensive storage arrays with eventual consistency, and Category 5 write speeds that don't need to wait for global commits? 

Us too. 

TornadoDB is designed for just this data. 

It has masterless write sharding, full trash removal, variable r:d ratios, three customizable quorum configurations and much more. 

If you know what all that stuff is and it impresses you, hey send us your resume, cause when they asked me to copyedit that, I was pretty sure some of those weren't even English words. 

TornadoDB: It'll blow you away.

The mama-bears of InformationBase services.

USE this data service to DO more. Finally a place in the cloud for all your .DBF   files to live and grow. Is it SQL? Not really. NoSQL? 

Nuh-uh. 

But is it the   best cloud InformationBase to run natively on CP/M? 

Yes it is.     

Customers have long found MongoDB compatibility irresistible. Why? Well, anyone who has ever used MongoDB knows that being compatible with it is the best feeling in the world. Just ask them. This document database gives you the power of an eerily-familiar Excel experience with all the gooey goodness of MongoDB   compatibility. Ask for it by name, with MongoDB compatibility.