Application Integration

The Cloud doesn't matter, only the Applications matter. And how do you integrate them? We thought it was Networks, but apparently it's Application Integration. Who knew?

Interacting with the cloud is a challenge. You want to be notified when you need to take action, when a job is finished, when there's work to be done, or when a rate limit is exceeded. Sounds simple, right? Well, it's not. That's why TRC offers the Complex Notification Service. It's the notification service you need when you want the notifications to go to someone's Blackberry (still a thing!) or to be 257MB in size, or just really, really hard for they guy they hire to replace you to figure out. Now CNS also features the new LIFO -- last in first out -- queueing protocol that teaches all your apps that it never pays to finish first. 

Finally, Infrastructure as Code meets Code as Infrastructure! TRC's IfThen gives you powerful granular service features that allow you to pay by the execution instead of paying for all that code all at once. Do you have a stupidly simple workflow to code up? Well, why pay for WHILEs and CASEs and PRINTFs when all you need are a few IfThen statements? It's only logical. (Coming in 2021, "Else")

When you need to integrate your applications but don't want the ridiculous overhead of a managed queue service, you can use SimpleQueue to build a message queue that provides just what you need, without all the crazy overhead of a managed queue. You're smart. You don't need a managed queue. Managed queues suck balls. We got you. 

Your applications are important. Far too important for a simple queue services. What does SQ even stand for? We thought it was Stupid Queue, cause that's what that service is. Stupid. ManagedQueue takes all the guesswork out of your application integration, managing the entire process for you. Not like simple queues that make you write your own queueing rules and schemas. Who has time to do that? Not you. Go with ManagedQueue, it's totally worth it. And so much better than simple queues. Trust us, Brent used to be on that team, and they blow.

Your data stream will be on fire with new Kinetic Firehouse. We convert your data stream requests into actual ball bearings, transporting them around our data centers in a  pneumatic tube network. Virtually? Sure, whatever. Why do you think we have a Firehouse in each Availability Zone?

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