Wait, the Cloud Does What?

If you thought cloud was just for computers and stuff, well clearly we have a lot more to sell you.

Like many of our customers, you probably launched a fleet of multi-billion dollar satellites into space at some point in the last few years, and now you're thinking to yourself, "Hey, how do I send or receive data from those satellites? I guess I'll just let them slowly drift around until they are blasted into a million pieces by a Chinese particle beam." Well, say goodbye to those days. TheRobCloud's new SatelliteDish service can communicate with any orbiting satellite and it's less than 2 meters wide, so your HOA can't keep you from installing it on your roof!

Ready to launch your new 5G-enabled, edge-aware, globally distributed, no-code software to customers all around the world? With TRC Outhouse, you can 1. stream your content in a whole new level, and 2. deliver piles of data whether right next door or half a moon away, all without worrying about the complex plumbing many of the "modern" clouds make you build and maintain yourself. Outhouse will give you performance sweet as honey, dipping only lightly into your budget. 

TheRobCloud's managed Blockchain service. It's the Total package in Blockchain Services, or as we like to call it, Total BS! 

Is Blockchain right for you? Well, if you're asking that question then the answer is you're already behind your competitors who are probably using it for sure! Get some now!

Work from Home has got everyone doing video calls from home, and that means that you need a solution to allow your employees and customers to interact with one another effectively. You may be familiar with Zoom, Teams, GotoMeeting, Meet, Webex, BlueJeans, Squirbo, Jackkyll, Mouthpiece, and Gazoooo. 

Sure some of them are great, but we're launching Doorbell, a video conferencing system for the management team who doesn't know any better. Doorbell is being custom-built by TRC's top engineering development team, a team led by the CEO's nephew, our CFO's sister-in-law, the wife of our CTO, and his son-in-law. We've been assured that this team will get this project done, and produce results that, frankly, will stun the industry. How hard could it be, with all these other platforms out there? 

Supporting a full 640i of resolution, and a heavy client you install with sudo, Doorbell will have you saying "Sorry, what was that? No you go... I was... no, you... what? Can you all hear me?" to your customers in no time. 

We were frankly amazed when Amazon's Kendra service was launched, allowing for intelligent searching across a variety of sources all tied into a single console. But when that search doesn't turn up what you want, as fast as you want it, or with the respect you deserve, you'll want to speak to the manager. 

Introducing TRC Karen, the cloud service that is purpose built to provide an intelligent search for anyone's Manager. With an easy to use interface, its high priority requests have a QoS that goes from 0 to 10 in milliseconds. Policy escalation included at no additional cost, and a free upgrade is always on the table.