Many companies say that it's really their people who make the company great. Well we have people in our company too, and frankly, people are like clouds, it's a nicer day without them. You know who we're talking about, Kevin. .
Something magical happens with the best people come together, united by a common purpose, and with the support of an exceptional management team. They can change the world. That would be really cool if that would happen here, but until then, we have free Diet Coke and Kombucha in the fridge for you.
At TheRobCloud we live by our motto: "Show up. Work hard. Give it 110%. Don't complain. And we'll probably start up a 401K in a couple of years." We promise to stand by those words every single weekday except Fridays. On Fridays we go golfing, but get that thing done and just leave it on my desk. Mm'kay?
Responsible for directing our infrastructure. Duh. Experience with data centers not required. This is the cloud. 20 years of Cloud experience required. MBA desired. 99% travel.
Responsible for developing new products within TheRobCloud infrastructure aimed at Sr. Executives. Because face it, they're the ones who make the buying decisions. 5 years online advertising, PhD in Cognitive Behavioral Psychology and a deep and abiding level of greed required. 0% travel.
Do you want to break into the exciting world of high tech and cloud? Us too! In the meantime, go get us some more coffee, would you. Also gin up a global marketing strategy that segments the enterprise market geographically and by industry, and get that to us next week. Indeterminate travel. Unpaid, but great experience!
We've been to the FinOps meetup in our town, and frankly we're sold. We need one of those. Looking for someone with, I don't know, 15 years of FinOps experience, and an MBA in FinOps from a top ten school. You'll be responsible for the financial well being of the entire cloud infrastructure and enforcing ownership of cloud costs with our Uzbekistan-based development teams. Our CFO thinks this is a bunch of crap, so please, ixnay on the InOpsFay during the interview. I'm sure you'll be able to get her to come around once onboard.
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