Artificial Stupidity

The stupidity is real, the machine learning is fake. 

Artificial Intelligence and Machine Learning are ubiquitous these days, and are being applied to critical aspects of our lives like online advertising, self driving cars, shopping, entertainment, security, and national defense. But what about when it all goes bad? 

Then you'll be glad for TheRobCloud's SageUnraveler, the world's first cloud-based service to apply lessons from the world of natural stupidity to the AI/ML realm. Need to crash that Deep Racer into the pit crew? Or make that DoD supercomputer just play you at chess? 

SageUnraveler works with all AI platforms, training them using complex modeling and cluster-based classification techniques to train the underlying algorithms to recognize pictures of cats as dogs, thereby disrupting the task-based machine intelligence with an overlay of general stupidity that renders it inoperable. Priced by the cat picture.

You want wisdom to result from your AI platform. Feed it with information, give it a ring of power and let it wander around your cloud estate, and TRC's Gandalf will bring the fire! Designed to be inscrutable yet folksy, Gandalf is a friend to developers and coders alike, and a mortal threat to Jerry the Balrog over in Actuarial services. If you're fighting a Sauron in your particular market, Gandalf can help give you the artificial intelligence boost that all the tech pubs say will make a difference these days. It uses algorithms you'd swear were written by the Valinor themselves (seriously all of our AI developers use Valinor nicknames on Slack. It's precious).