Our "Computers"

Do you like the idea of EC2 but don't need "all that"?  Well, EC1 is one less. That's twice the EC for the dollar! All instance types are "m" family. For moderation. I mean .nano? That's too small. 24xlarge? Whoa, now, too big. 

Do you need reliable storage, compute, or memory optimized instances featuring bare metal, a variety of instance sizes, and great prices? Well try EC1 anyway.

New variants are always being added. Try our new m(b)17-nadx%23uyy.11xlarge, the new 17th generation, network-detached, Atari-2400-based, donated, indeterminate-percentage-available, unlisted, female model, genome decoder in the new 11xlarge size. It's somewhere between $0.000045 and $3.56 per   microsecond (burstable).  Adequate for almost none of your workload needs!

Kubernetes.  Everyone is talking about it.  Especially the people using Kubernetes. TheRobCloud TheRobKubernetes is now here to join the party. Do you want a Kubernetes that has all the Kubiness of open source Kubernetes, and all the multi-cloud panache of Anthos, for less than $10,000 a month? Well,   TheRobKubernetes, or T14s as we nerds call it, can be all yours for just $9,950 a month. 

Containing many of the greatest features of Kubernetes, and now with MongoDB compatibility!, T14s will have you telling everyone you know that you're using Kubernetes, and how smart you are for doing so.     

If you like Lambda, you'll love Mu. Low and behold, TheRobCloud's Mu service takes your application architecture to udderly new levels, featuring not only Serverless, but Codeless, Functionless, Containerless, and Applicationless. From the zero microsecond start up time with no warming period, to the instantaneous execution time,   you won't even know it's running except when you get the bill.

Kubernetes is hard. Super hard. Neargate is easy. Just write your container code, commit it, clone your repositories, kick off your automated build, run your unit tests, build your docker image, deploy your DVF containers, run integration tests, promote the live container and boom, we'll take it from there!     

Tired of buying and paying for racked up EC1 servers for all your workloads? Have you tried using Mu for Serverless, but just can't make that work for you either?  Well TRC Rackless with RoosakosDB compatibility may be the middle ground you're looking for. They're still servers, but save you up to 38% by just piling them up on the floor and connecting them together with the old cables the last tenants left in that closet. Rackless servers can be provisioned in about half the time of those fancy EC1 cabinet-mounted servers, and although there's a good chance we're using these as a desk in the server room, they still run just fine, even with the occasional coffee spill.