In 2020, TRC is launching its new gaming platform TRitCh. A Japanese streaming game platform? you ask. Wow, kinda racist, we'd say in return. No it's TheRobinternettechnologyCloudHome. Your place for games at home, but online, in the cloud. You never need to buy a console or deal with that dude at the Gamestop with the glasses and the weird finger tattoos ever again. Just connect your controller or keyboard to your favorite streaming device, SmartTV or TRC Holobox3000 (coming soon), and you're immersed in the most intense real time, interactive, massively multi-million dollar, online experiences. There will be aliens and cute avatars. Some lasers. We're pretty sure there will be lasers. Anyway click below to go to our TRitCh page and check out all of our releases! It'll be rad, if that's still a thing.
Available now at Circuit City stores nationally! Build your iron age village (village space available for in-game purchase) of hunting, fighting, farming avatars (avatars requires separate purchase) and push them around your screen (screen movement optionally available for in-game purchase) for hours and hours. Dress them in fancy virtual clothes (in-game purchase). Give them new crops to plant (crop purchases not required, but recommended). Help them build ever fancier houses and buildings (virtual bricks, blocks, wood, mortar, glass, tile, curtains, furniture, all available for additional cost). Purchase weapons to help you dominate the totally real other people playing against you, who will surely wipe you off the face of the ether if you don't purchase that Crossbow upgrade (crossbow update available for additional cost, but very cool). See how far you can progress your society (society feature available for unlock in premium version) as you battle (battle feature not included) with others (other players requires separate purchase) in this fun (fun not guaranteed) new world you can build! (buy)
"Better than the best FPS of 2008!" declared Advertising Week back in early 2020. Adhunter puts you in the dystopian world of the future where online advertising has passed through the nether portal into the real, invading our cities and stealing the will of the humans to live. The only way to combat this evil force is to absorb their extra-planar energy by watching their messaging and taking action based on it. By doing what the ads say, you remove their power to further influence the humans under their sway and save humanity. Hundreds, nay thousands, of ADversaries to fight, including a series of increasingly tough boss fights culminating with your eventual purchase of a RAM-tough Dodge RAM 250 "TheRobCloud" special edition! Good luck Ad Hunter, you'll need it!
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