EC1

Middle of the road doesn't have to be pejorative. The M-class Mercedes is still a Mercedes, right? So whether you think of the "M" as Medium, Moderate, Mediocre, Much-too-virtual, or something else, the M-family will suit most of your computer needs much of the time mostly. 

Do you hate Intel? Enough to recompile all your software? Well, okay then, here are some M family computers without Intel processors in them, as far as you know. They're a little cheaper, just enough to make your accountant ask if you want to use them every single month. Enjoy. 

Maybe you hate Intel and you also hate AMD but you love us. Well, there's a family for that too. Introducing the newest TheRobCloud exclusive processors the Gravitas. They are processors with panache. Up to 52% better in some ways! Please recompile your code in Received Pronunciation.

Do you need to test your web application on a Mac, but hate having to buy a Mac to test with? Well announcing the new EC1 Mac, for Macintosh compatibility testing. We support up to iOS 9, cause we don't like buying Macs either. 

Do you need the per-second billing of the EC1 offering, but need to run your application on Windows 95 running on a 12" Sony Vaio that's almost an inch thick? We gotcha covered. Introducing EC1 Mvaio, a service that's totally not some guy from our Sacramento office typing in the stuff you send him into an actual running Sony Vaio from 1997. As far as you know.